How I Finally Taught the Big Guy a Lesson… a humorous story about perspective

I found this story quite humorous and a great way to make a point regarding positive mental attitude and how perspective is everything.

I did not provoke the fight so I feel no remorse for what I was forced to do.  We were arguing and seeing I was right and he was wrong, he decided to fight to cover up for his stupidity.

He swung at me first, but being in the top of condition, I was able to act quickly and blocked the punch neatly with my head.

Where upon I jumped to the ground knocking him down on top of me.  Then I placed my ear in his mouth and poked his finger several times with my eye.

His teeth hurt so from the strength of my ear, that he became irate and tried to kick me, but I cleverly blocked the onslaught with my ribs and face.

I scrambled to my feet and ran to my car in hopes I would get away and save this man from my deadly hands.  Before I could start the car he pulled me from the still open door.  I then proceeded to swing at him, but only managed to hit myself in the head.  To this I said: “What’s this…. Two against one?”

That was the final straw and I lost control.  There will be no mercy!

Taking him in my death grip, I pounded him in the knee with my stomach then hit him two or three times hard in the fist with my teeth.  He had had it!  I could tell.  After that he didn’t even try to pick me up off the ground. He was too chicken!